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*Feh...the...it's...wha...sun soon?*
*Bill's Bound*
*Another One Down*
*It was ME*
*Gray, Goddammit*
*You Asked For It*
*Sorry Haven't Written, It's Nice Here, Wish You Were...eh, fuck it*
*Truth or Dare*
*I really don't have time for cancer right now*
*I got your ulcer gulch right here, baby*
*Caged Heat*
*A Tale of Two Titties*
*Curtain. It's a CURTAIN.*
*Why Write Fiction?*
*Call me, I'm ORF-SNRT*
*Mindscape*
*Nice Drum*
*Heartbreakers Anonymous*
*Twelve Inches Tall*
*Is It Thyme?*
*Listen*
*Etc.*
*Obscured By Clouds*
*Talk To Me Tomorrow*
*Home of the Breve*
*Ma Bell*
*Sometimes It's Like That*
*De-mystifying the Beauty Process*
*Make It So, Ho Ho Ho!*
*The Best Part of Waking Up*
*Winded*
*That's Why They Call It That*
*Damn The Muggles*
*This Is My Brain On Hedwig*
*I'm Not Talking to You. I'm Talking To YOU.*
*Houston, We Have A Staircase*
*Retract, Improve*
*You Think It's Easy?*
*From The Naked Now*
*The Crux of the Biscuit is the Apostrophe*
*busy busy busy busy busy busy busy*
*No Jury In The World....*
*What the Fuck is Grimace?*
*Baby, it's CD Baby, baby*
*Get Hed*
*Blech. Yay.*
*"On Da First Day Of Ma Vacation, I Woke Up..."*
*The Truth About Cats and Dogs*
*It's Dinner AND Entertainment!*
*How Sweet It Is*
*Out of the Blue, Into the Fray*
*Eat Your Vegetables*
*Pardon Our Appearance While We ReModel*
*Peeking In My Window At Night*
*Problem?*
*Discovery Channel*
*Your Karma, My Dogma*
*So Then I Said...Wait, What Was I Saying?*
*One Lump or Two?*
*Ode to Star Market*
*onlyone way to go*
*Fuck Subtlety*
*Laugh Track? What Laugh Track?*
*Wiz of Wordsdom*
*pLuG*
*Floor*
*His Name Is Rio*
*Not A Single Sek Wit Tor*
*Discovering the Jungle*
*It's Not Irony, It's Just What Happened*
*And Then One Day, You GET Alanis*
*Lazy*
*Yes, I Said "Smarmy"*
*Shake it up, baby*
*Today*
*pLuG*
*No Commercial Breaks*
*Losing My Religion*
*Laundry Day*
*Two Weeks Gone*
*That's Me In The Corner*
*She Looks Too Pure To Be Pink*
*Excercising My Daemons**
*Have You Seen Me?*
*Better Than Sex*
*It's Just Tuesday, That's All*
*Ow But Cool*
*For Bookworms Only*
*Loco*
*I Taste Great*
*What's more fun, getting hammered or nailed?*
*...*
*Look Harriet, Another TVC Newsletter*
*Fishbowling with Asparagus Farts*
*How Come You Never Hear About a Sequitor?*
*I Suck*
*it's me*
*considering*
*Goddamn Phil Spector*
*Rumble in the Jungle*
*My Favorite Things*
*More Stuff That's Not About Vibrators*
*Grandest of Openings*
*Zappa Used To Call It "Spoo"*
*Space Cadet Glow*
*Love Me Bender*
*Do I Look Like Harriet Nelson To You?*
*We Interrupt This BMA Story...*
*Let Me Start By Saying...*
*Hey, At Least It's Not Menudo*
*I don't usually do this, but...*
*Stupid is as Stupid Does, Sir*
*1001 Recipes for Sour Grapes*
*Here Comes The Pride*
*...actually, it's "hardly"...*
*Party What? Is it Hearty or Hardy?*
*How Come?*
*Catch-up with Relish*
*dammit*
*Dizzy*
*Rock Stahs*
*Riddle Me This, Batman*
*So We Made Vanilla Instead*
*Bottomed Out*
*Dream On*
*Unmask! Unmask!*
*What the hell happened HERE?*
*Instant Gratification*
*Dear Imprudence*
*Mardi Gras*
*Must Be Dead By Now Bingo*
*Quit Yer Bitchin'*
*I Seek The Grail*
*Laces Out*
*Olfactory Recall*
*Fire In The Hole*
*It's The Loose Change That'll Kill Ya*
*I Just Need One Free Weekend. Or a Maid.*
*We Need a Bigger Boat*
*Whoever Heard of The Terrible 24 - 36 Monthses?*
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[Diaryland]
Diary of a Low Budget Superhero, 2000 - 2008
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