*Christmas: Part the Second* *Christmas: Part the First* *Ode to Oscar Madison* *Twas the Night After Christmas* *The Truth About Flats and Clogs* *Have Sex, Will Travel* *"F___ you, you f___in' f___"* *Video meliora proboque; deteriora sequor* *Lexi's Brother on SNL* *So How Was The Wedding?* *"Chewy, get us outta here!"* *Why Monkeys Laugh* *Sir, The Players Have Arrived* *Ah, Youth* *Oh, THAT kind of CD...* *Blend-setters* *The Accidental Pen Pal* *It's not the heat, it's the stupidity.* *I wonder if I could fake a heart attack?* *Life: Day 11072* *For Worse* *About That Gift Of Life I Gave You...* *No Pain, No Pain* *Tea for 200* *Moors, not Lasagne* *He's Dreamy!* *A Little Slap & Tickle* *New and Improved* *Bushy Eyed and Bright Tailed* *You've Got...* *Unsafe at Any Speed* *Sir Fluke* *gggrrrrrr...!!!* *Soaking In It* *Got Mortality?* *Barry Manilow Anonymous* *Vive Le Bugs Bunny* *The Award Goes To...* *But MAAAaaa!* *X Marks...The Chicken?* *Failing Onward Through the Fog* *Scoop THIS!* *It'll Grow Back* *The Whee Hours* *The Vortex* *Going, Going, Gone*

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Diary of a Low Budget Superhero, 2000 - 2008