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You're reading an old entry from Michelle "Lexi Kahn" DiPoala's online diary, formerly called Jungle Sweet Jungle. Blog name changed to Low Budget Superhero in October 2005. Now I mostly go by SuperLowBudge. You can call me Lexi, Michelle or SuperLowBudge, or if you're my mom, then Shelly. Enjoy these old posts (except if you're my mom.) Please follow on Blogger at superlowbudge.blogspot.com. From there you can follow me on Twitter and some other platforms. Thanks!
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We Need a Bigger Boat
(January 14, 2002)
"HUB, it's wall to wall cats in here! All I wanna do is pee and
brush my teeth!"
This apartment is great (and why not for
$1300 a month)
but the bathroom is terrible. Not just for it's tiny size. It's also in a weird place
in the apartment, and its elements are arranged weirdly. And there are always
cats in it.
When you come over and I let you in, the bathroom is the first
thing you see. You walk in the front door into a long hallway, and the bathroom
is at the end of the hallway.
That the bathroom door and the front door face each other, I think, is odd.
In the summer I have to
remember to shut the front door before jumping in the shower. More than once I've exited
the bathroom in a burst of vanilla steam and freshly exfoliated pink nakedness,
only to find that I'm flashing the neighborhood.
To use the sink, you kind of have to stand to the left of it a
little. Because the toilet and the sink are right next to each other.
You CAN stand in front of the sink, but only if you can fit into the eleven inch gap between
it and the toilet. Before you say, "no problem," I should point out that the undersink cabinet
doors can't even open all the way.
Then of course there's all these cats.
Please refer to figures one and two below.
Figure One: Tiny Weird Bathroom
Figure Two: Tiny Weird Bathroom with Cats
"Cab," by the way, is a cabinet.
"They don't follow ME in there," says Hub. "They follow YOU because you coddle them." By "coddle them"
he means I turn on the sink for Donovan, and lately, the tub for Casey. I don't think they're really
all that thirsty. Like a kid who calls for a glass of water at night, they just take a few sips.
It's not about the water. It's about seeing mommy.
Maybe I do coddle them. But they're so cute. Hey, sometimes it's nice to be appreciated just for turning on a faucet.
Still. In the next house, they're getting their own bathroom.
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