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*Why is the Internet still on?*
*Sunday On Ice*
*Why do you rock?*
*Ich Beach Mouse Berliner*
*Dissolves Into Non-Sequitors. Beware.*
*How To Lose Me via IM*
*Hm...kiss my ass?*
*Come and hang out with me*
*Question. Err.*
*Yay me!*
*Fun and Games*
*Oh Jerry, a kangaroo movie?*
*Listen! Do You Smell Something?*
*It's Not Easy Being Green*
*Slumber Greed*
*RIP, baby*
*Sweet Beginnings*
*Phrased Out*
*Chewed off more than I can bite!*
*The I'Ds of October*
*Tonight!*
*That's Right Neighborly of Ya!*
*The Morning After*
*One Armed PaperHanger For Hire*
*...for...for me?*
*Lyrics Reprinted Without Permission*
*I'd Rather Be A Bitch Than Be An Ordinary Broken Heart*
*Words for Pepper*
*Wakin' Up Swingin'*
*Would You Rather...*
*Somewhere between Blackie Parrish and marrying a supermodel...*
*Whatever it is I think I see...*
*Why Do I Bother Naming These*
*Bush, Wack*
*Operations professional...no wait...um...*
*All I Need*
*Semper Fi*
*better still*
*one week hence*
*drugs please*
*in one piece*
*And Now For Something Completely Different*
*Weiners, Whiners, Winners*
*Fuzzbusting*
*I will just NEVER be cool*
*Death Stopped By To Say Hello*
*Krispy Kreme-y*
*Swampy McRoastyson*
*This One Is All For You, Girlfriend*
*Scrap Heap*
*"What's With The Stuff In The Trunk, Eh?"*
*It's Because Of This That I'm _________.*
*The Size of Things*
*Twin Piques*
*The Tinkerbell Plan and Other Non-Sequitors*
*Can You Hear Me Now? Good.*
*STUMPED!*
*Also Contains the Word "Fart"*
*Contains The Word "Fart"*
*A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Lausanne...*
*We Interrupt This Life ...*
*Je Parle*
*Nice timing*
*I made it to superherodom*
*Um....rock and roll will never die?*
*Dare-y Product*
*Now What?*
*That's It, I'm Cleaning*
*Gimme a freakin' break!*
*big fucking Q*
**hack**
*a shortie*
*Mardi Gras Mambo!*
*Road Trip*
*He Can Also Make Burritos*
*This is Wednesday*
*Sunday*
*Half-assed*
*Hardware*
*Zine Queen Lights Up Scene*
*Too Tired To Title This One*
*A Mystery Never Fully Explained*
*Hugs Tirade*
*Can You Hear Me, Major Tom?*
*Lexi, Unplugged*
*Blech*
*You Don't Have To Be A Star, Baby*
*Hedway*
*Hershey's, Kisses*
**hack**
*To Hell, My Love, With You*
*Rock, Paper, Scissors*
*Scarlet Fever*
*Love in the Plastic Groove*
*It Happened*
*Flood to the Last Drop*
*Fish Stories*
*No I Didn't*
*Absolute Zero*
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[Diaryland]
Diary of a Low Budget Superhero, 2000 - 2008
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