*Needful Things?* *He Gots Soul* *Da da da DA da...da da da DA da...* *Missing Spalding* *...where fashion fits...* *Cakemas* *Thingy* *Manifesto of Suck* *"This is ME!"* *Oh Boucher, I'd Have Been Your Destiny* *...end of tweener.* *...a tweener...* *The One About Driving* *Leave the Hallway Light On* *There's the Moose Again* *Doll Heads* *Boughs of Folly* *On The First Day After Graduation...* *Larry Banilow Rides Again* *Thanks!* *November Skies* *Just Me And My White Mice* *Another STFU Moment* *When I say "sorry" it rhymes with "dorie."* *Death by Breakstones* *A Little Toilet Paper On My Shoe and I'm All Set* *Topo No Mo* *Masquerade* *Hero-rama* *BMA Time* *Za ROOOsky* *Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Sci Fi* *Gotta Get Out And Get Some o' Those Raa-aaa-ays* *My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen* *I Liked It* *"Like, Totally" Part Deux* *Crikey* *It's Time.* *I'll Take A Picture Tomorrow So You Can Help Me* *Sunday, Rainy Sunday* *It's a Mobius Strip of a Life, Really* *Like, Totally* *Ethos* *What Flag To Wave* *Rock, Paper, Scissors* *More Fun With Total Recall* *Enoversary* *It Took a Mensa Member* *Where IS the other dollar?* *EUREKA!* *LOOK. AT. THESE. SHOES.* *Got ten minutes?* *Ham.* *bah!* *Bang!* *...partial.* *partial...* *It's Still Raining* *The One About The Umbrella* *HURRA TORPEDO!* *I think it's like "literati," only for huge dorks* *So. So so. So?* *E, Dee and Q* *O Canada* *Music Geek Survey (thanks Baldino)* *Pledge...something...to...SOMETHING* *Leave a note in the guestbook if you know the answer to this* *Follow Me, Boys* *Underoos, maybe* *Just planning my evening* *'the fuck!?* *This is a private message* *Ohhhh yeah...the home spa debacle* *Catzenbagger Kidz* *Bye Bye Bob* *OH yeah...the chicken that polkas* *The Resolute Hirsute* *Smells Like Teen...something* *What's my kryptonite?* *I like a band with a sense of humor* *"Relax, it's Fed Ex" My Ass* *non-sense-sequ-editorials* *Who Do I Tell About My Glastic Idea?* *Better Than Yesterday* *Too much stuff* *Shit and more shit, delightfully*

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Diary of a Low Budget Superhero, 2000 - 2008