Gray, Goddammit

(December 19, 2002)

HSinnock: dreamy sphincter chicken
Lexikahn: That's nice Hub. So anyway, I'm in the bathroom washing my face and I hear 'kkkkkrtttch kkkrtttch kkkkrrrrtch'.
HSinnock: sphincter chicken?
Lexikahn: No, it's Elvis, who'd jumped onto the wicker trunk where I keep the extra blankets and he and was scratching at it. He looked up at me and stopped scratching. Blinked.
HSinnock: since when?
Lexikahn: 'We need a cat tree?' I asked him.
HSinnock: how weird
Lexikahn: 'Damn straight,' he said. I guess we need a scratching post
HSinnock: i guess that's another thing to move. how 'bout you take the gray one ... it's light
Lexikahn: The BLUE one, you mean?
HSinnock: blue like my suit
Lexikahn: Your suit is gray!
HSinnock: no, my other suit.
Lexikahn: They're BOTH gray.
HSinnock: you insist i had two gray suits. but one was blue, one was gray
Lexikahn: Listen Dicknock, ONE of us is blue/gray blind.
HSinnock: suckass
Lexikahn: lol!
HSinnock: ya sistah's ass
Lexikahn: No, YOUR sister's ass. Gray.
HSinnock: blue
HSinnock: blue-gray
Lexikahn: I want to know WHAT is blue about that gray suit?
HSinnock: the fact that it's blue
Lexikahn: It's so gray. Gray like smoke. Gray like dryer lint. Gray, gray, gray like the old gray goose in nursery rhymes of yore.
HSinnock: i don't even have the fucking suit anymore
Lexikahn: And the OTHER suit is grayer.
HSinnock: the other one is gray
Lexikahn: Of course you don't have it anymore; do you know why? Because nobody needs two gray suits.
HSinnock: ptttttttthhhhhhhhhhh
Lexikahn: Is that an Instant Messaging rendering of a sound made by sticking your tongue out beyond your lips and blowing?
HSinnock: yes
Lexikahn: : You know, any time your lips extend beyond your nose, you are about to do something rude.
HSinnock: yeah, heh
Lexikahn: I have told you the rule numerous times: if you stick out your tongue, you better be about to use it.
Lexikahn: I think Dicknock is funny.
HSinnock: ha!
Lexikahn: Dicknock.
Lexikahn: You love me.
HSinnock: why again?
Lexikahn: Beef stew.
HSinnock: oh yeah
Lexikahn: Gray