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You're reading an old entry from Michelle "Lexi Kahn" DiPoala's online diary, formerly called Jungle Sweet Jungle. Blog name changed to Low Budget Superhero in October 2005. Now I mostly go by SuperLowBudge. You can call me Lexi, Michelle or SuperLowBudge, or if you're my mom, then Shelly. Enjoy these old posts (except if you're my mom.) Please follow on Blogger at superlowbudge.blogspot.com. From there you can follow me on Twitter and some other platforms. Thanks!
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Riddle Me This, Batman
(February 28, 2002)
I wish I knew all the answers. To all the questions.
Well, maybe not ALL the questions. I seem to recall a Sci-fi story
in which some guy wished for omniscience and it went very
very badly. Granted,
Sci-fi exists primarily to illustrate the folly of the ever-present
human/god complex. That, and to provide a raison d'etre
for buxom Amazons frollicking in the celluloid desert wearing
shiny micro-tunics and low-slung tasers.
But mostly it's the god thing. And I believe the desert is now, in fact, digital.
But I digress. I mean to say, we human animals
always need reminding to handle GENTLY the delicate
fabric of the universe, both real and perceived. Animals don't need this
reminding. Food, water, sex, sleep and they're happy. For us higher life forms, it's like,
there's this sort of hazy twilight zone where the mighty and the moral wake up in
each other's arms.
It's that mesmerizing academic courtyard that demands
discussion. Discussion that is at first tentatively rhetorical, then frighteningly
actual as the 'fi' succombs to the 'sci' decade by decade. Discussion
about what we CAN do versus what we SHOULD do versus what we think
would be rilly rilly COOL to do if we could, y'know, travel in time and
become invisible and read minds and stuff like that. Replicate DNA. Swap body parts. Split the atom. Stuff like that.
So in that Sci-fi story, I think the guy wanted to mind-meld with Knowledge. Like if
he picked up a teriyaki barbecued chicken leg he'd automatically know the recipe.
If he touched the Lincoln Memorial he'd instantly know the history in staggering detail.
In the last scene, as I recall, he entered a library and his head exploded.
But I digress. I have no interest in that kind of power. I just wanna know some stuff.
How much coffee is TOO much?
With what body part do cats make that purring sound?
Why does a smell instantly bring back memories you didn't know you had?
How come the room appears to be spinning when I'm drunk?
Is there such a thing as a soulmate?
If there are only twelve notes in the western tonal scale, won't we run out of all
the possible ways of combining them into songs?
Will we EVER finally go metric in this lazy ass country?
Well? Huh?
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