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A Mystery Never Fully Explained
(February 04, 2003)
It's 3:52am and I just finished a bunch of stuff that I didn't do during normal-people-hours because I was busy doing OTHER stuff then.
I bought a bed today. When I moved out I took the daybed, which in the old place had been in the spare room, which Hub is now using for an office. But it's just a twin and, goddammit, I know now that it was some chick in a twin bed who invented the word "catapult" because a chick and a cat can't sleep in the same bed if the chick is a tumultuous sleeper.
Yes, I'm a tumultuous sleeper. Now you know.
I find that I turn over, and Elvis goes flying. Catapult.
So I got a bigger one. "Don't skimp on the bed!" warned Wolf earlier.
Dude, I skimped. Hey, $500 for the whole thing, that's about what I can spend right now.
This was a TOTAL departure-- I did not mean to relay my whole bed-buying-experience. All I was going to say was, it's 3:52am...except change that to 3:57am now...and I just found a piece of glitter on my left cheek, below my eye. I was just washing my face, and there's this glitter. There is no glitter in here. Where did I get glitter? That's like when you fold down the seat in the car and find, like, a macadamia nut. When did we have macadamia nuts? MYSTERIOUS. Or like when you puke and there's corn.
Why the corn. Always the corn. A moment of silence to ponder the corn.
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HEY! It's 4:02 now and I'd like to say, to the Boston readership anyway, please come to the Lizard Lounge in Cambridge tonight for the FIRST of four Tuesday-night residencies hosted by me (under the guise of Low Budget Superhero) and All the Queen's Men.
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