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Larry cartoon in the Archives page by onlyone.
Diary of a 
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(December 05, 2003) How To Lose Me via IM
Lexikahn:
Did you know that in Delaware it's a crime to pawn your wooden leg
onlyone: of course -- as it should be everywhere.
onlyone: punishable by amputation of the missing limb.
Lexikahn: And in Alabama, it's illegal to wear a fake
moustache that causes laughter in church.
onlyone: but it's perfectly legal if it's a serious looking
mustache?
onlyone:
who decides if it's a laughter-inducing moustache?
onlyone: is it if anyone at all laughs?
onlyone: what if the kid with tourette's just laughs 'cause
that's what he does?
onlyone: these laws are highly questionable.
onlyone: did you know that, under mass. state law, if you
inadvertantly fart in a child's face, you have to issue a written apology to
the parents (or caretakers) within a fortnight or pay a fine?
onlyone: on the books since the early 1800s.
onlyone: i don't know what the ramifications of intentional
gas expulsion in a child's face would be. perhaps that's okay.
(pause)
onlyone: you're not there.
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