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You're reading an old entry from Michelle "Lexi Kahn" DiPoala's online diary, formerly called Jungle Sweet Jungle. Blog name changed to Low Budget Superhero in October 2005. Now I mostly go by SuperLowBudge. You can call me Lexi, Michelle or SuperLowBudge, or if you're my mom, then Shelly. Enjoy these old posts (except if you're my mom.) Please follow on Blogger at superlowbudge.blogspot.com. From there you can follow me on Twitter and some other platforms. Thanks!
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Loompa Dee Doo
(November 01, 2001)
"I wish I had tall boots," I muttered critically,
looking at my legs reflected by the dishwasher. Skirt too short?
Boots too short for skirt?
"What's the difference? Besides,
I thought you said they look stupid on
short women," said Hub.
"Well then I wish I had longer legs," I snapped.
"Get shorter boots."
"I HAVE short boots, these are THEM!"
"Well then, there's no problem."
Two things I realized then and there. One, that
men just don't GET it. And two is,
although I have more guy friends than
girl friends, the guy friends I seem to
pick...well, they GET it. And most of them can be counted
on for make-up and hair advice, too. Just, like, cool dudes.
I emailed for reinforcements.
Subject: Honest Opinion!
Aaron, do you think tall boots look silly on short, chubby women? I
keep trying them on, but I am sure I look like an Oopma
Loompa that joined Captain Hook's crew. Yet I KEEP trying them on...
Subject: RE: Honest Opinion!
I can't picture you looking like an Oompa Loompa.
You're far too stylish for that.
I think less vertically endowed people in general have a
hard time with high boots. There's something about body
height to shoe height ratio that makes it hard to find the
right balance. But, I'm not one to accept restrictive
generalizations, so I bet there's the pefect pair of boots out there for you
somewhere.
Yes, I bet there frikkin' IS. And the search shall begin at once.
I love my cool dude friends.
(Clarification: Hub is a cool dude too, just in a different way. And no, the other cool dudes are not necessarily gay.)
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